东平湖畔蓑笠翁

21. Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep.

　　现在的梦想决定着你的将来, 所以还是再睡一会吧

22. There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.

　　应该有更好的方式开始新一天, 而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。

23 Hard work never killed anybody. But why take the risk?

　　努力工作不会导致死亡! 不过我不会用自己去证明。

24. Work fascinates me. I can look at it for hours!

　　工作好有意思耶! 尤其是看着别人工作。

25. God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.

　　神决定了谁是你的亲戚, 幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。

26. Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
　　再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚, 幸福不是永久的嘛。

27. The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.

　　聪明人都是未婚? 结婚的人很难再聪明起来。

28. Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.

　　成功是一个相关名词, 他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚 (联系)

29. Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.

　　爱情就象照片, 需要大量的暗房时间来培养。

30. Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.

　　后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。