东平湖畔蓑笠翁

31. Money is not everything. There's MasterCard.

　　钞票不是万能的, 有时还需要信用卡。

32. One should love animals. They are so tasty.

　　每个人都应该热爱动物, 因为它们很好吃。

33. Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.

　　要节约用水, 尽量和女友一起洗澡。

34. Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.

　　要用心去爱你的邻居, 不过不要让她的老公知道。

35. Behind every successful man, there is a man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

　　每个成功男人的背后, 都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。

36.Why would you want to be with someone who doesn't love you?

　　为什么留恋一个不爱你的人?

37.When you're attracted to someone it just means that your subconscious is attracted to their subconscious, subconsciously. So what we think of as fate, is just two neuroses knowing they're a perfect match.

　　当你被某个人吸引时,那只是意味着你俩在潜意识里相互吸引.因此,所谓命运,就只不过是两个疯子认为他们自己是天造一对,地设一双.